Harry Potter's friend Ron.. Mexico.

Allow me to be topical for a moment. By far the biggest sports story of the summer (besides Joey Chestnut cramming 66 hot dogs in his filthy maw) is Michael Vick (aka Ron Mexico aka Ookie)'s alleged participation in a dogfighting ring in southeastern Virginia. I would first like to point out that it is very difficult to be convicted of dogfighting in Georgia, where Vick lives for most of the year. As it stands, there are eyewitnesses who have seen him betting on and torturing dogs... in Virginia. Don't get me wrong, it's an awful thing and he's an awful human being, but apparently he's also dumb as hell on top of it.

Normally, federal charges don't get brought against you unless the feds think they're gonna win; I think their conviction rate is somewhere around 95%. He lied to the NFL commissioner Roger Goodell about his involvement, he's already been indicted, so why are they still letting him play? If you're gonna suspend guys for half the season for driving while not legally intoxicated, how can you not suspend a guy for actually committing a felony on this scale? My boy T-Zone doubts that Vick will even get jail time, on the basis that "they could only get Al Capone on taxes," which sadly could turn out to be true. As a Panthers fan, I can only hope they decide to make an example out of a superstar with him. His approval ratings are already at Bush levels (lol bush is dum).

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I still don't care about Harry Potter. You can't make me.

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LET ME TELL YOU HOW MY TOOTH BRUSHING WENT THIS MORNING

It went pretty well

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I'm a little bummed today but you know at least Mike Vick is probably going to jail and my tooth brushing went ok so there's that. Just not a whole lot crackin 'round Raleigh town on a sleepy Thursday night. A bit of a letdown to say the least.

Oh yeah, somebody wanted to know what kind of bug I killed for Skull and Bones. It was a praying mantis, I ate it and didn't even go to jail!