The Most Chill Youtube Video Ever

Here we have a fat kid with giant glasses listening to "Brick" by Ben Folds and savoring a Mountain Dew. He has a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles basketball hoop on the wall. Some people would be loath to post this. But not this kid. He is shameless in his enjoyment of "The Dew."



Look as he quaffs the nerd ambrosia, taking time to swish it in his mouth and detect every nuance of its citrus flavor. Marvel as he sniffs the drink's fine bouquet, with hints of vanillin and zesty aromatics. Gaze with wonderment as he savors the impeccable finish of the soda.

And then he finishes by crushing the can on his head. Unbelievable. You'd think people would make fun of this guy for his unhealthy beverage choice and jiggly chin, but there is only one youtube comment, and it is this:

GobbyRocks (11 months ago) Marked as spam

alright

People on youtube can't even watch a video of kittens playing without getting into some kind of racist shouting match, but this fellow has a decided calming effect on the masses. This is undeniably The Most Chill Youtube Video Ever.