ya kid keep the change

Changes abound in the personal life on this warm summer's day. It's a robust 89 degrees Fahrenheit, not too humid out, and things are alright.

CHANGES THAT HAVE OCCURRED IN THE PAST 24 HOURS

• It appears that I am single again but that may work out better for everyone involved and that is good I think.
• That grill that my boss gave me apparently changed from a grill into a big hunk of rust, although it might not be as hard to fix as I thought.
• The ham biscuit I ate for lunch changed into some kind of horrible slime and I cannot remove its now-awful taste from my mouth. No amount of water has any effect. This ham biscuit has utterly dominated my tongue in a very major way.
• My weekend plans also seem to have changed in a very major way. For the sake of being cryptic that is all I can reveal on that issue.

FACTS THAT HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED IN THE PAST 24 HOURS:

• Every school is better than UNC Chapel Hill by way of not being UNC Chapel Hill.
• I have a hard hat on my desk and there is a fly sitting on it as if he owns the thing. I have never worn it though, so it might actually be his for all I know.
• i spotted my frend davis sitting outside the luxor casino last night, and "mindfreak" criss angel flew overhead in an amazing feat of levitation. well wouldn't you know it but in midair he said "and for my next trick i will reveal my true identity" - it was the ultimate hustler! he swooped down within an inch of davis's face and said "i see you sittin here thinkin you a thug but you a dud son" and davis was like "that was uncalled for" and grimaced a bit but then the ultimate hustler levitated back into the sky shouting, "stay away from the craps table, busta, they don't let you gamble with 12-sided dice" and davis wept onto his nintendo ds on which he was playing pokemon diamond at the time
• The previous fact is the biggest burn of my friend Davis's young life and he may never recover
• The "second" in Second Life refers to an alternative, an equal yet seperate existance. Life is the meaning of it all. It is not a game but a way of life. It is a relationship between human and the virtual universe. The sentient gives to the universe, and the universe gives to the sentient. It is a mutualistic symbiosis.
• I have a childish outlook on Second Life.
• This looks like a tasty recipe for the crap grill

GRILLED RIB-EYE STEAKS WITH PARSLEY-GARLIC BUTTER